Another Little Laugh

Hey guys! Haven't had much to blog about lately...but here's another little laugh I thought would brighten your day a bit. Love ya! Hehe..

30 THINGS STRESSED WOMEN MAY SAY AT WORK
1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?
11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet!
16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
21. Chaos, panic and disorder .. my work here is done.
22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
24. Earth is full. Go home.
25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?
26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
30. Look in my eyes ... Do you see one ounce of gives-a-shit?

Class Reunion

I don't know why, maybe I'm crazy...but I am really looking forward to our reunion this year! I'm not even gonna get to drink and I'm excited! LOL. I guess there are some people that I haven't seen in a while, and I'm looking forward to seeing them again.

I never realized how things change so much in such a short period of time. I mean, 5 years ago we had our reunion, and not too many of us had children. I went to a meeting a couple of months ago, and the ladies that were at the meeting had babies and toddlers! I could never picture these people with children back in H.S.. And if I had pictured them with babies, I don't think I would've pictured their babies being sooo darn cute! LOL.

Anyway, last night I started having dreams of people that I'd see in the reunion. Weird. But one of the classmates that I dreampt about has passed on. She was such an angel. Really sweet to everyone. I don't know what happened, but I do know that she was loved by many. She wasn't even in our town until our Sophomore year! But for the short time that she was here, she made an impact on all...

I'm Pregnant

I'm sorry...

I wish I could change things for you.

You don't know how hard it was to even tell you.

I know this is supposed to be a happy time for me...but it's smothered with why's, and what if's.

I love my kids. And I know I love this one. But I can't help but just say to you that I'm sorry...I'm sorry for being able.

Please don't be mad at me.